Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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