i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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