Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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