i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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I need you to use more vowels.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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