Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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