i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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