god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
we should paint friendship bongs
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