i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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