I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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