But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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