Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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