I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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