What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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