yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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