Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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