dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
you would pick up someone in the library
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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