Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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