Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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