But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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