His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize