I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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