i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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