Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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