yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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