i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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