sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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