4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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