some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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