wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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