Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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