btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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