You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Girls should come with a carfax report
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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