weddingsv make me drug and hornr
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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