so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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