Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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