yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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