This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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