I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Randomize
