I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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