I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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