i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i wish my penis had a tongue
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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