My first STD was from a foam party
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
tell me about the fingering
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