so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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