so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So vagazzling was a success
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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