hell yes lets make some ravioli
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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