I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
me + whiskey = a bad person
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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