You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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