Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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