If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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