I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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