She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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