She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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