i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
