i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm both gender and math confused
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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