I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it was like eating out sand paper
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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