Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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